Who’s driving?

I went to the DMV the other day…

despite the long lines and stale atmosphere I began to get excited at the thought of all the fun roadtrips I want to take this winter and I mean REALLY excited…

Naturally, I thought about how sweet it would be to go on a DK roadtrip and who better to drive than the TM Catfish…

hell, why not? He looks ready to drive…right?  

Perhaps we’ll head up I-71 and visit “Afro” Pat Shreader up in Cleveland. Not only does he build amazing ramps but he was doing tricks 10 years ago that I still haven’t seen many duplicate. I heard a rumor that he was one of the original members of Bone Thugs before they were big. He denies it but you be the judge…

…or maybe it was Cypress Hill…

If it’s too cold in Cleveland and we can’t always skip that and head south to Cincinnati instead and hang with Tony Neyer. That’s a guaranteed good time. We’ll ride, hang out, he’ll sign the tab with his signature at the end of the night and we’ll be on our way…

Speaking of Jesus…

Micah can come too of course. I will also pay top dollar if they made a Micah Kranz matryoshka doll. That’d be cute. 

I also really want fudger to come along. He’s an awesome dude and i’ve been on a few really fun trips with him…

At 6 feet and 11 inches tall i’m not sure he’s going to fit in my small car so we’ll have to take the DK van for sure. Although with that height and only 155 pounds he’s thin enough fit somewhere between the pages of the road atlas. Shaq doesn’t fear the Lakers but he fears Ryan. 

The east coast has some mild winters too. How about Orlando? We can visit UGP, Mesh and of course Chad Degroot:

I mustache you though, do we really want to drive that far?

Greenville is a bit closer, we can always go ride with Allan…

Sweet! I think that’ll be fun. Let’s go!  

…Wait, did we ever decide who’s driving?