Top 10 uses for DK’s Random Wrench v2

The other day I got the Random Wrench v2, the second generation of the already useful all in one BMX tool. I was pretty happy with the first one but this latest creation is the best thing since space exploration (or sliced bread? or tagless t-shirts?). This thing does everything…i mean everything. It’s the WD-40 of BMX tools. Here’s proof:

Top 10 uses for DK’s new Random Wrench:

#10 Gardening: For all you green thumbs out there, this one’s for you! From planting to pruning to repotting. This is all you need.

#9 Elegant glassware: When you want to sit down, unwind and have a nice glass of wine but don’t want to sacrifice your masculinity with a sissy glass. Classy yet macho. 

#8 Ice cream scooper: serve up your favorite frozen treat with the same tool you tightened your pedal with earlier that day. mmm….

#7 hairstyling: forget fancy designer brushes, combs, curlers, straighteners, rollers and whatnot. Use the random wrench for the perfect part…everytime. 

#6 Umbrella (ella…ella): results may vary

#5 Nosepicker: No BMX tricks here, we’re talkin’ the real deal. For those really REALLY hard to reach boogers…

#4 Pillow: again, results may vary

#3 Can Opener: When you’ve had a rough day at the office and just feel like you need to use some brute force. (eyewear recommended)

#2 Toothbrush: The ADA and Surgeon General might not approve but I can guarantee that you’ll get some plague off…

#1 Did I mention these are good for bikes? spoke wrench, pedal wrench, socket, allen wrenches, etc….

Be the street savior and keep yourself or a friend from being stranded when your wheel moves on a feeble grind…

or be a hit at parties with an aggressive bottle opener, pinata breaker or put in the pocket of your tight jeans for instant sidepipe. Whatever you’re into man…

Bottom line: This thing rules.